Kydd - The Rock

[Cid Black]

Kydd Against The Rock

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Last Spot for the Sinner Championship
3 Rps Each[/center]

[raycostillo]

We fade in to the ring.

The Rock's famous refrain comes in. " If you smell what the rock is cooking! ". The crowd explodes, listening to the familiar guitar play overlaid with the synth horns that give the Rock's music that regale air. All eyes turn to the entryway as they prepare for the Great One to emerge. Suddenly a voice come interrupting the festivities.

" Hold up, hold up, hold up. Cut the music. "

Kydd Lightning emerges from the curtain. The crowd is befuddled by this. Some cheers are ripple out but others boo. Kydd walks down to ringside and enters the ring. Walking around the ring, Kydd puts the microphone to his lips.

" K-Y-D-D got something to say, so let's listen up." Kydd looks out, staring at the crowd. Teasing them with his silence. " Now, the thousand volt dynamo has just heard that tonight he's got an opportunity at a spot for the Sinner Championship. Usually, no big deal, right? They'd come out, I'd light them up like only the Mr. Five Star can and walk around with a spot in my back pocket. But tonight I learned who my opponent is and I gotta say...I was a little surprise. I learn that my opponent is the one and only Burma bull. The People's Champion, The Rock."

A cheer ripples thorough the crowd. Kydd Lightning looks down then leans against the ropes for a moment and then bounced off.

" Now, I'm like you. I remember being a little Lightning, watching the wars the Rock has. Against Degeneration X. Against Stone Cold. Against Mankind. I remember being a little Lightning being one of the millions..." He pauses. "...and millions of the Rock's fans. " Kydd Lightning looks up and his eyes shines. He smiles nostalgically. " I used to be in all of the man they call The Great One. "

Kydd sweeps his arm, left to right. " But things change. We grow up and we don't look at our heroes the same way. Tonight, I have an opportunity to wrestle one of the biggest names in wrestling history and I am honored to have that chance. So Mr. Johnson. Dwayne. Come on out here. "

All eyes turn to the entryway, waiting for The Rock to appear.

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A couple of minutes have passed but the Rock doesn’t appear, the crowd starts to chant Rocky!! Rocky!! Over and over again asking him to come out. Suddenly “If you smell” hits the PA system and the Rock’s theme starts as he comes out from the curtain while the crowd goes crazy and cheers loudly. The Rock walks to the ring and climbs the steel steps. He walks across the apron and climbs the turnbuckle from the outside always stearing at Lightning. He raises his right hand and the fans cheer loudly. Then he jumps into the ring, takes a mic and starts to rub his arm

...:::The Rock:::...
Hey you kid, you know what this means? Do you? Well, when I do this, it means that I have goosebumps because finally!!...the Rock has comeback, to the Trump…Tower!!

The crowd cheers again and the fans start to chant Rocky!! Rocky!! Again. He pulls down his black shades a little bit and raises his eyebrown looking at Kydd

...:::The Rock:::...
Um, excuse the Rock for a second (He turns back and looks to the stage) Hey you guys back there, we need security out here, a little kid is here on the ring(He turns to Kydd again) Hey you, are you lost? What are your parents names? I’ll call them for you…wait, you look familiar to the Rock, let’s see (he pulls a picture of his pocket) yeah, I knew it, your that light guy or something, you’re facing the Rock tonight, aren’t you? Yeah, you have a big dance with the brahma bull tonight. Look, the Rock heard what you said about you being a big fan of the Rock, of the people’s champion, well the Rock says this, tonight the Rock’s not gonna be nice with you only because you’re his fan, no no, because you see, your match with the Rock tonight, is not just a regular, is a match to get an opportunity to fight for gold, so the Rock says this, tonight the Rock’s gonna walk into this ring and do what he does best, he’s gonna take his right hand and layeth the smacketh down on your candy ass!! And get the one..two..three. And that way the Rock’s gonna earn a spot in that championship match. But most importantly, the Rock’s gonna earn a chance to go to Gold Rush and become once again, the people’s champ!!

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Kydd paces around, his face a tight smile. He stares at the legend as if he had done an amusing trick and he wags a finger at the Rock as he reaches the end of sentence.

" Well, look who still has the gift of gab. The Rock, not just one of the chrismatic men to ever step in the squared circles, but also one of the most talkative. I honestly think you didn't have it in you, but you still got it and I am more than blown away. "

Kydd looks down " I mean, I'd try to talk smack to you, but I'd get my ass whooped. I couldn't even try it. The little person bit. The stuff about me being small. You're dead on, son. Dead on. I mean, sure it's as corny as when everyone and their mother calls me munchkin, but you can get away with it cos', y'know, you're the People's Champ. You can read the yellow pages and get these fans to pop for you."

As if cued by an unseen hand, the crowd begins to chant: ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY

Kydd steps forward, gesturing at Rock, pointing with his hand." Listen man, when it comes to this mike I ain't no slouch, but you can talk circles around me. You can call me names, make fun of my hair, call me short, anything and these fan'll eat it up. These fans love you Rock. They love to hear you talk."

Kydd takes a step back raises his hand then sweeps it to the side, as if laying something on a table. He scoffs, just a bit before he says " But that's one of the things that make us different. You talk. I do. The same thing you do in with the mike I do it in the ring. I put on the match of the night, every night. That's why they call me Mr. Five Star, Mr. Whole Effin' Show, Mr. everyday of the week. That's why they call ME the most electrifying maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan in wrestling today. And tonight, that's why it's going to be an honor to beat you and earn my shot at the Sinner's championship."

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…:::The Rock:::…
Look, you’re right about something, the Rock still has that thing that makes him unique, that thing that a lot of guys had tried to copy, that thing that makes the millions..and millions..of the Rock’s fans, love him. And that’s when the Rock takes this mic and makes them feel the electrycity going up their body. But you see, as you’re right about that, you’re wrong about something else. The thing that makes you and the Rock different, is not that the Rock talks and you do, no no, the thing that make us different is that while the Rock is the great one, you’re just a little jabroni with a stupid haicurt who absolutly sucks

…:::The Rock:::…
Now, let the Rock ask you a question, who in the blue hell call you those names? You said they call you those ways, but who exactly are they? Your mom? Your fifth grade teacher? Or maybe, just maybe, you call yourself that way, if it’s so, you’re breaking the rules kid, you’re breaking the rule that says that you can’t put yourself a nickname, so the Rock says all those nicknames are now deleted. Mr. Five Star, deleted. Mr. I suck everyday of the week, deleted. And the most electrifying man…it’s going to be different. You see, the Rock’s not like you, the Rock didn’t put himself his nicknames, the Rock had to earn each and every one of them. The Rock was called the people’s champion when he proved he was the best champion of all times. The Rock was called the great one when he layed the Smacketh down on every single candy ass that was infront of him. So the Rock says if you want to be known as the most electrifying man, you will have to earn it just as the Rock did. And the only way to earn it is by beating the Rock, because to be the man, woooo, you gotta beat the man, do you understand? Do you?

…:::Kydd:::…
I…

…:::The Rock:::…
It doesn’t matter if you understand!! The only thing that matters is that tonight, when you go one on one with the great one, you will have your chance to earn that name. And that means that when all the dust has settled and the smoke has fade away, and after your fat mom has sung, the winner will not only be puted in that championship match, but also will be known as the most electrying man in sports entertainment today!! And the loser *cough* you, will leave the ring with his as kicked and will no longer have the right to call him self with that name

If you ssmmeeeeeeelllllllll…what the Rock…is…coking!!

The Rock’s theme starts again as he leaves the ring as goes to the back